jordan

a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi

"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan

by maximussy April 28, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East.
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000

- Jordan love it or get the fuck out of it.

- Say it out, say it loud, I'm Jordanian and I'm proud.

by Nabeeh December 20, 2007

jordan

the hottest girl everrrr!!!!! best sex everrr

dam jordan

by hotdude1313131313 October 21, 2009

Jordan

1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle

1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?

by Jose manche June 7, 2010

Jordans

basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball

ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys

by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016

Jordan

The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker

Fuck Jordan

by HandleNutSac February 1, 2019