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Jordan

Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,
Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now
by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is my bestfriend, and he honestly couldn't make me any happier. The one person that you always go to when your down, can be described as funny, caring, silly, and in my opinion very good looking. Someone who doesn't think they deserve anyone but really they deserve the world!? Being honest, Jordans usually have never had a girlfriend and my bestfriend Jordan hasn't. So it'd be hard for me to tell him that I have a crush on him!! Jordan your my bestfriend
Person#1 hey who's that he super funny

Person#2 that's Jordan, just look at the smile
by Madison134 April 17, 2018
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Jordan

The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East.
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000
- Jordan love it or get the fuck out of it.

- Say it out, say it loud, I'm Jordanian and I'm proud.
by Nabeeh December 20, 2007
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jordan

the hottest girl everrrr!!!!! best sex everrr
dam jordan
by hotdude1313131313 October 21, 2009
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Jordan

1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle
1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?
by Jose manche June 7, 2010
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Jordan

Guy: ya know who’s the ducking best??
Other guy: Jordan???
Guy: hellz yeah
by jdawg4 August 4, 2019
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Jordan

When white 9 year old boys on TikTok wanna say the n word but don’t wanna get caught
Them: What’s up my Jordan?
Me: :/
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