Jordan

Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS

o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
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The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East.
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000
- Jordan love it or get the fuck out of it.

- Say it out, say it loud, I'm Jordanian and I'm proud.

by Nabeeh November 19, 2007
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the hottest girl everrrr!!!!! best sex everrr
dam jordan
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Jordan

1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle
1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?
by Jose manche June 07, 2010
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When white 9 year old boys on TikTok wanna say the n word but don’t wanna get caught
Them: What’s up my Jordan?
Me: :/
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Guy: ya know who’s the ducking best??
Other guy: Jordan???
Guy: hellz yeah
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The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker
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