Jens Richardsen

The coolest fuckin Swede that ever lived.
-"dude check it out"
-"dude, its the living legend himself"
by Jens Richardsen March 31, 2005
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Jennings

When you accept being white, And you stop acting like a ghetto nigger.
"This white cracker finally realizes he's a Jennings what a whitey"

-When you accept being white, And you stop acting like a ghetto nigger.
by Benefic March 21, 2016
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Jen Lampe

1. Jen Lampe, don't confuse this term for a normal name, it's actually an acronym for Just Everything Naturally Lame And Markedly Plain, Extremely. Things that it does, things that it wants, and even its is decidedly lame and plain.

2. A slang term for a generic Cola
1. "Look over there it's a plain jane."
"A what?"
"Oh I mean a Jen Lampe"

2. Goodnews is that this is by far the cheapest I've had, but Jen Lampe's taste is fairly below average.
by LEUGIMNAYRB April 12, 2011
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Pulling a jens

waiting 2 hours after your mate fucks a chick just to suck out his cum
You're pulling a jens mate, I just fucked this chick 2 hours before...
by pullinajens September 05, 2016
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Jennings Principle

"When the cost of efficiency is greater than the cost of inefficiency"
when the cost and efficiency to build the wall in a factory and ship it, is actually more than the having the inefficient carpenter build it onsite is the Jennings Principle at work.
by Texasrekey January 02, 2015
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Mr Jennings

A tall, lanky man who has sexy hands. He can’t move his fingers more than 1 inch apart and fists his wife.
Guy 1: Dude he’s back!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Mr Jennings!
by SmithySmith69 October 29, 2019
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David Jennings

A normal teacher. Just kind of average. Nothing great. Nothing Special.
Who is your teacher?? O i have David Jennings.
by Mr. Potato boy kid man May 12, 2011
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