the person that makes it, so when you get home you hate human beings because jokes are against the law according to teachers
by Bofter September 3, 2018

while i got kicked to a pulp and tried to fight back my teacher put me in iss because i was "assaulting" a student
by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 1, 2019

A teacher is an adult who teaches others about their knowings/mentor. They are sometimes... mostly annoying and can get on your nerves whenever they want to. Teachers use annoying phrases that are basic and plain annoying.
Teacher: *Bell Rings*
Students: *getting ready to leave*
Teacher: ah ah ah AH, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO
Student: What the fuck is a bell for... Background music??
Students: *getting ready to leave*
Teacher: ah ah ah AH, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO
Student: What the fuck is a bell for... Background music??
by xoxo i hate you October 13, 2018

by AssLicker8497 May 28, 2019
