The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011

Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.

A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013

Good invite

Only to be used when a “friend” doesn’t invite anyone to an activity they could all enjoy.

Good invite Kristian you cuck!

by Anon1098728 June 12, 2020

sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.

They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation

by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022

invited to the cookout

It's simply slain for a non-black person invited into the black community for not being a racist or calling out their own for being racist.

She's most definitely invited to the cookout for calling out that white supremacist

by Blackpower May 1, 2023

Filipino Invite

A non invite. A invitation to an event that was never offered as there is no intent for the inviter to actually have the potential invitee attend.

J: Hey did you invite Jim to your party?
M: No, he got the ole Filipino Invite.

by Omega Sweat January 6, 2012

Inverted Emo

You must be the opposite of emo- meaning white is the new black. Wearing minimal black and mainly white and BRIGHT colors is accpetable. Also, your shoes cannot have laces. I.E. kids speak in very complicated ways when saying the simplest things. Inverted Emos must be highly intelligent. They have to watch the news and be educated on global issues. If you don't have a scarily large vocabulary, then you are not I.E.. And if youspell things wrong, then you cannot ever be an I.E..

Those chicks in all white are so Inverted. They wear awesome aviators with their white outfits. An Inverted Emo person might say instead of saying 'I'm happy'- "I have sunshine on my insides."

by B & A April 1, 2008