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sense makes that

a dick responce to someone who said something that made no sense
person 1: at least i can afford ankle socks person 2: sense makes that
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Sinjid Sense

Shogoa Sinjid's 'gut-feelings'...
Often correct, though not ALL the time..
My SINJID SENSE tells me she's going to leave him for his sister...
by Sinjid March 10, 2005
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Stoner Sense

Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.
"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"
by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012
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god sense

by Charlie god February 3, 2018
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Common sense

by SackOfShit December 28, 2018
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shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
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Common sense

Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.
The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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