close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
by BK137 January 31, 2022
mugGet the close your fuck mouthmug.
you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick
James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal
by Canarsie57 December 16, 2021
mugGet the what you're doing with your mouth is illegalmug.
candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth
by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023
mugGet the candis dick fit in your mouthmug.
When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
mugGet the Can I put my cock in your stupid mouthmug.
To actually do whatever you’re talking about
Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”
by Tate3223 April 10, 2023
mugGet the Put your money where your mouth ismug.

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