Inertnet

Internet service which is slow or nonexistent.

None of the routers in this building work...fuckin' Inertnet.

by trkr14 October 24, 2011

[Insertfandom]zen

A poor excuse to insult NCT by hiding behind the guise of the very misleading "zen" at the end of another fandom name.

Usually used by people who want to have an elevated opinion when bashing nct, but dont want to suffer the repercussions of their actions.

A pick me who wants to be accepted by other fandoms who hate nctzen.

"I'm am insertfandomzen but Jeno is so ugly."

"I'm a stayzen but NCT's music is so trash."

"I'm a blinkzen but Blackpink outsold NCT."

"I'm a atinyzen but NCT has so many visual holes."

by hyucksimp June 27, 2021

Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.

Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.

by Fint June 5, 2012

Emotional Inertia

The amount of emotional stability associated with an individual as it pertains to how dramatic an event is required to move them to an extreme emotional state.

His girlfriend seems to be able to be moved to tears by such a simple thing as a greeting card commercial. That chick has absolutely no emotional inertia!

by SmoovJC November 21, 2012

Who invented walking

Alberto Scorfano was the very first person to invent walking, every one just copied him (☆▽☆)

“Right walking, don’t worry! You’re in luck! I basically invented it.” -Alberto Scorfano (the one who invented walking)

by Rubyisstinky September 11, 2021

Inverted Gyro-Copter

A sexual position that requires the female to lie face down with her buttocks arched into the air. The male then mounts the female from behind and while inside of her he gently raises both legs to perfectly balance on her behind. If perfect balance is acquired than the male can be slightly nudged and he will begin to rotate like the blades of a helicopter.

"Last night I gave Jennifer an Inverted Gyro-Copter and she loved it!"

by Jeremy Hardcore April 11, 2008

(insert name)'s junk

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

by lolemma March 1, 2009