one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

fam i need to cut

when you are somewhere and you have to leave quickly.

fam i need to cut before my mum gets home.

by 30k drilla January 19, 2017

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 26, 2021

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 07, 2023

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 03, 2019