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hurricane face

When ones face has been so weathered by smoking, drug use, alcohol, fake tanning or simply acne, that they look much older than they actually are, or that they stuck their head, and only their head, out the window during a hurricane.

One does not need to partake in all above activities to have a hurricane face, but more activities will cause higher degrees of hurricane-appearance.

Similar to, but more extreme than a "leather face".
-Dude, that guy looks pretty old to still be in college.
-No man, he just has a hurricane face, you know, like he stuck his head out the window during Hurricane Katrina.

-I thought she was a leather face last year, but DAMN, all that fake tanning on top of a pack a day has turned her into a hurricane face.
by trynafuck? November 12, 2010
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hurricane kick

A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.
As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.
by Nard Master April 16, 2015
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horizontal hurricane

When your on top of a girl engaging in the 69 position. Instead of blowing a load you blow ass.
Stacy pissed me off last night so I gave her a horizontal hurricane and blew ass instead of a load.
by Horizontal Hurricane March 13, 2018
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Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur
Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"
by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016
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hurricane day

a wonderful day of getting off of school for many kids since they can't get a snow day (although some places do get both).
oh, how great an occasion it was to learn that we were possibly getting a hurricane day...
yeah. guess what- it turned out to be that bitch, and the wonderful city I live in was destroyed. see: New Orleans
by waffle-man July 21, 2008
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Hurricane Daquavis

Obviously the most gangsta wind and rain combo ever recorded.
by ScumbagTito November 14, 2017
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Hurricane Chronicles

Hurricane Chronicles:

Henry Joseph lopez-7802- La Niña Phantazmagorial Shippuuden

The Wild wild West Coast's Trepidation is a true part of our worlds Hurricane Chronicles
by Henry Joseph Lopez(Herriet) November 21, 2018
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