Horizon Realty

A force of nature that causes all things to fail.

Example a: I was totally going to be on time for work, but Horizon Realty made me drive into a tree.

Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”

by subieguy July 30, 2009

Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?

by Super Apple October 5, 2009

exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs

Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

by FoxHart October 21, 2010

Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.

Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!

by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010

Deepwater Horizon

A sex position involving drilling a girl into submission until there is a mess everywhere.

I will drill her until she becomes the deepwater horizon.

by LegendaryJ! April 24, 2014

Deep Water Horizon

When you put feces In a condom, freeze it, take the condom off the shit and use it as a dildo on a girl. An Alaskan Pipeline without the condom.

Man I gave this girl a Deep Water Horizon this weekend, shit was messy.

by RawrIareDinosaur August 27, 2016

Event horizon

During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.

You know that bitch, Sasha Fox, she gave me the event horizon

by Marko1337 April 6, 2016