homeschool

The worst, worst, worst, worst possible thing to do to your child. As soon as most kids hear it they think, "Ooh super fun, I'll hang out with my friends all day and go to Seaworld every day!" Um, no. You don't meet anybody because, um, you're homeschooled. Your parents almost definitely won't 'educate' you because they are doing their own things. You end up desperately sad, depressed, and wanting to kill yourself. You end up wishing to go somewhere like the bamk or the doctor's office even though most people would hate to do that, just because you want to talk to another person. The only fucking thing to do in homeschool is watch hours and hours of TV, smoke four thousand cigarettes a day, munch out, and not even bother to get dressed so you live in an old bathrobe for about a year.

It also results in a complete waste of your teenage years, not ahving the experiences of a prom, and not having a boyfriend til you're fucking 25.

My mom enrolled me in homeschool because she found out I was a built-in unpaid fucking babysitter.

by you wouldn't know July 7, 2007

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Homeskooled

The act of getting owned by someone who has been home schooled.

Did you see how Chris was workin' that girl all night? Yet she still went home with Tom? Snap, Chris got homeskooled.

by StreetMeat August 23, 2011

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Homesickle

noun
singular: homesickle
plural: homesickles

The introvert equivalent of the word "homie". This word was created by Jaiden, from Jaiden Animation.

Hey my homesickles, want to go play indoor games while struggling to make small talk?

by Reigny October 25, 2018

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homeskillet

good friend, someone who you are familiar with.

Whats up homeskillet

by Scrampson January 13, 2009

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Homeschool

1. v. To socially isolate youth to the point of causing dysfunction in present and future interpersonal relationships.

2. n. An unaccredited repository for sheltered children where students receive parental "academic instruction" of questionable quality in such reputable fields as "creation science", "bible history" and "abstinence-only sex education".

(Definition excludes nonreligious home-education, which is confined to children of hippies living off the grid and ethnographers conducting research in remote islands in Oceania. Less than .1% of the total homeschooling population.)

1. Parent: Homeschool my children? I'd rather not have them end up as friendless virgins in their mid-twenties, believing Jesus rode around on dinosaurs.

2. College Admissions Officer: So, where did you graduate from high school?

College Applicant: I went to homeshool.

College Admissions Officer: Wonderful! For some inexplicable reason, although you have had no formal instruction in science, critical thinking or literature, I invite you to join our institution. What this nation's post-secondary education system really needs is more maladjusted young people believing in apocalyptic world-views with better knowledge of firearms than physiology.

by dark289 April 16, 2009

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