Hikes

A reaction to everything bad.

“Dude I lost my socks”

hikes man

“Why haven’t you replied to me”

Hikes, I forgot

“My cat ran away”

Hiiiikkeeessss

by Minnesotanslag July 25, 2019

That’s a hike

Philly slang for “that’s too far”

Person 1: Come see me, I live down sw

Person 2: I’m ngl that’s a hike.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.

by KingLongStaff July 2, 2016

Is the hike worth the view?

When questioning if something is worth it, this phrase might come to mind.

I want to study all night, but is the hike worth the view?

by basicbails June 11, 2019

Wkd hike

A ceremony, where both a female and Male(Or both the same sex) enjoy a lovely strole through the darkness and end up somewhere where they magically begin to takes one's clothes and begins intercourse, can also refer to the an individual walking off on their own and taking a shit

'Bais last night I went for a wkd hike, honestly she was insane' 'Fuck me bais I couldn't hold it in I had to go for a wkd hike last night that's why I missed the 18th kiss'.

by Voddy huzz September 16, 2017

10 mile hike

Gay slang for sucking a 10 inch dick from balls to the tip.

Damn I feel like going on a 10 mile hike tonight.

by Autoz July 15, 2019

Happy Hike

1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.

2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.

i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail

by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011