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Headass

An annoying brute of a child. Someone who is so stupid that makes you want to do things that are unimaginablely horrid.
For example, Yael Berg is a headass! Yael was being an actual headass the other day, like her head was literally up her ass! Smh..
by Gekyumeonfroy March 19, 2019
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headass

Used to describe someone who tries to be deep and profound, but ends up making a point that's obvious, stupid, or self-defeating.
Dave's headass self was lecturing us about the exploitation of women while eating wings at Hooters
by ommni March 5, 2018
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Headass

A replacement for goofy or silly can be used as an insult or Im a flirty way
Guy: so when we gonna hang?
Girl: who said we where gonna hang? Lmao headass 😏
by Cashshit November 30, 2019
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Headass

my names Kobe and im a headass
by anonligma September 24, 2018
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Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 1, 2024
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