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IS VERY FUCKING STUPID. IF OYU HAVE A HAYDEN IN YOUR LIFE YOU ARE GAY
hayden by EPIC DABBER September 26, 2018
(Hayden)is a male who is great with the girls, A (Hayden) will make you fall in love with you but is not good AT ALL with keeping secrets. A (Hayden) will play dirty jokes on you too, but he is good in the bed and has a huge Penis.
" Girl 1: (Hayden) and I had (sex) last night."
"Girl 2: Oh my gosh! Was it good??"
"Girl 1: YES!! He gave me an (orgasim )it was indescribable!!!"

Guy 1: "I thought I could trust (Hayden!")

Guy 2: Really?? What did he do?"

Guy 1: "He told everyone who I liked!!"
Hayden by ILOVEGREENWOOD6969 June 20, 2017
Hayden is a special little snowflake who needs to be tamed. He loves to annoy his friends by singing Disney songs, saying horrible puns, stealing your hat or teasing you about your love life. Hayden also has a soft side which he should express more. Overall, Hayden is a nice person once you get to know him and you put his evilness behind.
"Dude watch out, Hayden is coming!"
*everyone runs away*
Hayden: "let it go, LET IT GO!"
Hayden by •Unicorn_Melanie21• September 23, 2017
Hayden is the absolute worst thing to ever exist on our glorious planet earth. He look like fuck, he smell like fuck and he acts like fuck, he is fuck. Not only that but he is the worst person to talk to about literally anything, he's not funny in the slightest, his personality is equivalent to dogshit and last but not least, he's a faggot.
"hey Hayden, my whole family burned to death in front of me in a car crash"
Hayden: "lol, guess you got the victory royale" **throws baby at wall**
Hayden by Mr ThiccNut September 19, 2018
A hayden is a depressed retard who likes meme's and hates social interaction.
Person 1:Why won't that person talk?

Person 2:Their name is Hayden.

Person 1:oh that makes since.
Hayden by Hayden1715 September 28, 2018
It is a person that worships himself, yet is also his own god all in one.
"I'm so awesome. I mean come on look at me!"
"dude stop being a Hayden."
Hayden by Hepalmer January 25, 2011