Hayden

A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.

"Hayden you dumbass"

by Russian hackerr i love vodka January 10, 2019

Hayden

A motherfucking bitch he'll drive you to hell he is always talking about drugs he's so stupid is giving halrious and he's the worst motherfucking bitch in you whole life so don't date this god damn asshole

Girl 1= look at that asshole....

Girl 2= you mean a Hayden....

by Only Tell The Truth 😏 May 28, 2019

Hayden

Def 1 : Hayden is the name for when someone who is a total pussy/Fuck boi/asshole/ and or faggot.

Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again

He is such a Hayden.
I dont date Haydens.

I can't believe he did a hayden on me last night!

by Not A Faggot400 September 24, 2017

Hayden

A Hayden is usually the gay acting one in the group. He is very sexy, and usually has a small dick

Girl 1. Look it's small dick boy
Girl 2. No it's just Hayden

by Charlie Damellio January 30, 2020

Hayden

Hayden is a faggot with blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Hayden is top fuck. There are many hdifferentHayden's but none like this Hayden 💞 Hayden will always belong to his gay lover baby♥️ Hayden is hot.

"God do I want that hayden to fuck me."

by John cay March 17, 2018

Hayden

Hayden is a nice boy,short, small, anything tiny related. He’s got chubby face cheeks. Hayden can be pretty violent to himself . (Ahem knife play)he is also pretty desperate. He is a weirdo and don’t know what girl would like him. He is a mamas boy too. he likes to wear masks and talk about hammer head sharks. He can be cocky a lot. He doesn’t like being called a gent for some odd reason. Sometimes he just wants to die but life won’t let that happpen.

Girl 1 : omg is that Hayden, what a hunk

Girl 2: don’t go for him, I heard he’s not worth it. Just a desperate man

Girl 3 : GIGGLE

by Mama_Duchess May 27, 2019

Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old

Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....

by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017