Harold

To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.

"Ya, he harold that old mk2. Now it has 3 turbos and got featured on Donut Media"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

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Do a harold

Eating past 12oclock.

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.

by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023

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Harold

Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.

Harold! -everyone looks

Hey did you see that Harold working over at the Kia dealership?

by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023

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Harold

A nice, calm and laid back person who is always there relaxing even when everyone is going crazy.

guy 1: Sam is such a nice, relaxing guy
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight

by PanTrans212 January 18, 2021

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