by Badbabyhagrid January 20, 2025

Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"
Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020

by nogger696969 November 13, 2016

About as ugly as they come, belongs in a trailer park. Bites off way more than she can chew, and loves being mentally abused by her boyfriend. She will stay with someone being disrespected for years on end because she’s afraid of never finding someone else. No backbone. Ugly ass whore.
by Gottttyaaaaahoe April 12, 2019

An being of absolute perfection who is known to bring blessings upon others. He has been seen in many forms but his most powerful one is a ginger man of about 5,10 in height. This form brings about prosperity to his generation.
by Aftonator March 6, 2022

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 22, 2021

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.
P.s. i’m stupid
P.s. i’m stupid
by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019
