halal pussy

1. Any REAL pussy.
2. Any non-haram virgin muslim pussy.
3. Any clean, non-aids infested, with rose petals and shit, sterile pussy.

1. Yo, that shit was some halal pussy son.
2. Yo, that bitch is straight up some halal pussy son. Shit was wirgin tight.
3. I fucked some bitch last night that was some halal pussy. Word.

by sand_nigga January 23, 2005

hilaria

state or quality of hillariousness

The hilarity of Fred's situation was near impossible not to make you cry with laughter.

"The hilaria of his statement made it nearly impossible for Karen not to burst laughing."

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

hilariest

The most hilarious.

This is the hilariest entry in the Urban Dictionary.

by SirRaven February 23, 2014

hila

One who curses way too much

You're such a Hila! Words hurt, you know.

by Inbaloosh May 28, 2003

hilair

(high-lair)
-adj.

Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".

"Hey Sher, like oh-emm-gee. That story was totally hilair, for sure."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

hilar

the short version of the world "hilarious" often used when chatting via im.

"man did you see tanya fall on her ass the other day?"
"yeah that was hilar."

by hilartimesonethou April 2, 2009

halal

Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.

1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"
"Halal that."

by ettolrahc March 22, 2007