barbie handles

the line running from the top of the haunch to the groin which is pronounced in some people just like barbie.

that guy is so ripped! look at his barbie handles!

by wahhoooo November 22, 2010

Poop Handle

An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.

Watch out for the Poop Handle!

by Big Tasty March 27, 2009

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010

i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"

by ngonzo April 18, 2009

smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.

I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?

by entropymaam June 17, 2006

Mug Handle

A sex position for the male that invlves shoving his own dick up his own ass, and in order for it to be a mug, a gay guy or his girlfriend has to hold the “handle”

“How was it last night?”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”

by ThaManWithBaconInHand May 23, 2018

bukakke handle

When a guy with a sweet ass mullet pulls the party in the back into a killer man bun.

We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.

by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017