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gronking

masturbating so hard that your dick gets red and blood mixes in with your cum when you ejaculate. it creates blum
“I have been gronking all day and there is blum everywhere!”
by cwarsosn April 3, 2024
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Gronk

Aussie slang which means cunt just in a unknown way to most
oh shut up you gronk”
by Cameron Downes August 13, 2020
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Gronk/Shit Cunt

A Gronk/Shit Cunt! a suck-up, a perso who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about who there actions affect

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt
Jakehoddgess :hey let’s go borrow GORGES Car for a week and when he asks for it back coz I already have a car we will bash him and while there knocked down I’ll dog shot him.and say I did it coz he owes my dead dad money but he really doesn’t I’ll just use that excuse coz Iam a GRONK/Shit Cunt.
by Adzyisthegreatist April 17, 2021
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Gronk cunt

Usually the type of person to crash your vx Holden commodore into a fence
Steven: mate that gronk cunt crashed my vx into a fence aye

Micheal: actual

Steven: yeah full on
by Full on aye June 27, 2020
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gronk

when the poo in your bottom reaches the water in the toilet whilst still in your anus
by Xx_slaydemons_xX September 2, 2018
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Gronk

To give away ones drugs, preferable gurners, without charge at a party or gathering.
“Hey how was the party this weekend
“It was great, Keith gronked us all”
by Loco El Stoto May 17, 2018
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