The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.
Brian: Well, here we are.
Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-
*she begins to exit the car*
Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*
Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-
*she begins to exit the car*
Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*
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another way to say well duh
meaning that the answer was very blatent .
Other phrases like this include no shit sherlock
meaning that the answer was very blatent .
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Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)
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Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass
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then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.
commonly known as G&T
and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.
commonly known as G&T
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*
The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*
The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
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He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.
He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.
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