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peter griffin

A wise man who thinks jews are good with money (they are). He likes to attend the Drunken Clam where he drinks with his pals Joe, Quagmyre, and Cleveland. He subsides in a small town in Rhode Island called Quahog.
"I love you guys as my neighbors because if you weren't, some smelly Hawaiians might move in."
by Smokey MacPot April 13, 2004
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Griffin

Good, Wicked, Cool.

Slang for any of above.
Person 1: Check out ma new AIR FORCE ONES!
Person 2: Yeah man they're well griffin!
by Dalean February 4, 2007
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Griffin

Once you find a Griffin in your life, never let him go. He is the funniest, coolest, cutest, and just a person everybody wants to be, or be with. His eyes are like water, soft and full of mystery. He makes you laugh to the point where you want to pee your pants. He's the class clown, the trouble maker, but he's the funniest and coolest guy you know. He's strong and independent. He is very athleticlly talented. He likes to play basketball with the guys in the gym, then likes to go skate with the guys at the park. He has a good sense of style and likes to wear clothes that make a statement. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him and just wants to have a good time. He's the type of guy that you could get a beer with at 10, have a threesome with at 11, then go get tacos with at 12. He's a legend and he knows it. He just wants to make everyone laugh, but on the inside he's the nicest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He makes you warm when he looks at you. He turns your most crappy days, into some of your best days, just by talking to you. He makes you laugh when you are sad, he makes you happy when you are mad, and makes you feel like the real person you are. So once you find a Griffin, never let him go.

Also, he is a half lion, half unicorn.
Guy 1: "Dude, Griffin is so cool. I wish I was him."
Guy 2: "I know. Griffin is a legend!"

Girl 1: "Have you heard Griffin's new joke?"
Girl 2: "No I haven't gotten to yet."
Girl 1: " It's so funny. Just like him!"
Girl 2: "I know, I wish Griffin was mine!"
Girl 1: "Every girl does."
by Matildafoot02 August 15, 2016
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Griffining

to griffin; to wear minimal amounts of clothing while watching tv and lay in bed... all day; a popular activity especially when hungover
Get up and stop griffining!
by A Griffiner November 10, 2010
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Meg Griffin

The most bullied Griffin on Family Guy. I think she's sexy though.
Boy, I wonder if Meg Griffin is awesome at sex.
by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017
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Griffed

To have someone who once held a positition of high regard lie to your face and you believe it.
Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.
by hiemlich schlonge February 21, 2010
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Griffin

wow look at that guy he is a Griffin
by Hibitches25 February 27, 2016
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