Greg

Meaning scared or acting like a girl or someone who does not go out side

"Bro stop acting like a Greg"

by Rockgod58 August 21, 2016

greg

the strongest fanbase on the internet

If you wanna be Greg, just subscribe and hit that notification button, and you will be Greg

by imtired456 September 11, 2018

greg

the fastest growing channel on youtube (don’t look that up)

what’s up greg!
i’m a true greg

by a true greg September 10, 2018

On Greg

Similar to On Jah but way fuckin better

That bitch for the streets, on greg!

by Ricegumbud November 14, 2019

Gregged

When someone suffers premature party-lation and gets too smashed then passes out before the main event that they have been waiting for.

Hey what happened to greg ?

He smashed three pints, smoked too much weed and passed out at the gig before neurosis even started playing. Totally gregged it !

by mamacassmetal October 8, 2018

Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

gregged

The art of completely wasting a retail customers time and energy.

I went into my local car dealership and tried to buy a car. I got gregged so hard by my salesman, I had to run out of there.

by TDiddy77 March 2, 2015