government slug

One who sucks benefits off the Government. Or has no desire to work , cause all they have ever known is hand-outs. Aka " On the Dole" aka " the Wood Tick"

How can you date that girl, she has no future, she's a government slug!

by The Bigtoe February 13, 2014

Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,

"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"

by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009

Government Mule

Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.

Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!

by SKI_R-d-obot October 28, 2006

gotard

n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.

He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.

by TonyTony June 24, 2005

Govardhan

Long and skinny like an integral. Geek in the streets; freak in the sheets.

Hey babe, you lookin for a Govardhan?

by Jaydx April 27, 2019

government

Something that everyone would be better off if there was less of.

Don't you just love how the government takes your money and dumps it into the toilet?

by The DON October 16, 2002

Governmentally Skullfucked

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.

We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

by Marky mark and de funky bunch! August 7, 2010