goon

1. The creator of all, believed in those by the theory of dump.
2. The greatest man on the face of planet earth.
3. Includes the deffinition of barros
4. An extremely large man with an even larger trust fund.
5. An all consuming human black hole.
6. The ultimate lord of buffalo wings.
7. The creator and destroyer of all

All bow down to goon for fear that our country be eaten

by john barros January 21, 2004

Goon

Same as saying ‘silly’ or ‘goof-ball’
Used in a fun joking manner

Paul “When I get drunk I like to play Xbox in my army gear”
Bob “lol dude ur such a goon!”

by BasicSavage01 April 29, 2019

Goon

Someone that is half witted.

Or someone that is very immature and has a very poor personality, generally unaware of things happening around them. Goon is also a mild insult.

"Oi did you hear Owen spent £150 on a twitch gamer"

"Oh that kids such a goon"

by Owenburgyboy March 23, 2016

Goon

A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.

Leader: “Flag up Goons”

by ‘The Sentinel’ September 02, 2020

Goon

Noun
A foolish or stupid person.

Sam was being a goon.
Sarah is a goon.

by Rhtfhydjhf December 06, 2018

Goon

A member of the goon squad and/or
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,

Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.

Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.

Did you see her with that goon? She’s way out of his league.

by That one Tennessee lady January 30, 2023

Goon

Idiot

‘That kid is such a goon’

by [e-mail] July 31, 2019