google

the 20th century fourtune teller, the god of the internet.
people usually turn to google for awnsers about everyday life. got a question? need an awnser? search google.

i wonder how you say popsicle in german, ill search google!

by rrrrrrrraaaahhhhhh February 01, 2010

Googling

What you do to yourself when you don't get laid in a while and you're left alone for an extended period of time.

"Dude I won't make it to your party I've been googling myself to much."
"But I thought you didn't have a computer?"
"I don't...what's that got to do with anything?"

by Anonymous-Reaper August 09, 2009

Typing Google Into Google

It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.

Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.

Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh

by Hrugh May 30, 2009

google

When a male or female sticks his/her finger up someones anus and swirls it around.

Let's get freaky girl...
Should I google you?

by DizzySicko December 16, 2010

Google

A verb used to describe searching for something. It has replaced the word search because of the wide spread popularity of the search engine google and can be used to describe searching bing, facebook or even the the index of a book.

Dunno google it.

by george's marvellouse medicine November 21, 2010

Google

See Skynet.

When Google's pieces of technology such as their Self-Driving cars go insane and turn against humanity, you can kiss our already filthy planet goodbye.

by Boeing777-300 February 27, 2016

Google

A search engine where when you look up, Inspector Gadget, you get porn.

12 year old going through puberty: Im so horny man, what the fuck should i do?

12 year olds dad: Google Care Bears, that's what I do.

by Secksy Jack January 09, 2011