Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)

tv advertiser: blah, blah, blah, YOU: SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

by michael foolsley March 26, 2021

native american goodbye

When you are forced to leave an area by either being relocated to a reservation or by getting murdered.

the cherokees had a native american goodbye done to them by the europeans.

by Hawn Gnarley August 20, 2014

St louis goodbye

When someone from out of town goes to st louis and shits on EZ WAFFLES gravesite every year for their birthday.

God, you are so terrible at rocket league EZ WAFFLES.. IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A ST LOUIS GOODBYE

by JimmyBonez313 July 2, 2019

Manchurian Goodbye

When leaving the presence of a girl (usually girlfriend, but any girl you have performed any sexual acts with will suffice), you jab her in the throat and immediately give her a hickey where your punch landed.

I was leaving Jenny's house and I gave her the Manchurian Goodbye on my way out.

by Freaky Styley November 30, 2009

Shanghai Goodbye

When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.

"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."

by GlumReaper March 29, 2010

Kiss the 'cat goodbye

Doing poorly on the Medical Collages Admissions Test (MCAT).

Well, I certainly can kiss the 'cat goodbye. Let's get pissed.

by ChillibowMark June 21, 2004