Girlfriend

A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

by DarkPrinceXXI January 3, 2004

girlfriend

1.a friend who is a girl
2.a girl who is a friend
3.ma bitch

1."Who is that?"
"That is my girl-friend."
2."Who is that?"
"That is a girlfriend."
3."Who is that?"
"Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."

by Urban Proffe-sirrrr May 26, 2014

girlfriend

n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)

my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.

by anonymous (but the email is real) January 20, 2004

girlfriend

Something you don't have and probably won't have for rest of your life.

Girlfriend is a legendary creature.

by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow January 7, 2016

Girlfriend

The shit you will never get

Why don't I get a girlfriend...CAUSE I'M FUCKING LONELY BITCHES

by THEPINNAPPLE January 8, 2015

Girlfriend

Something you fuck?

I dont have a girlfriend

by AloneWithPorn September 8, 2010

girlfriend

The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......

Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?

Girl: Yes, master...

by dz.vdv September 14, 2008