gabe

Gabe, short for Gabriel, angel of god and harbringer of divine light upon the crumpled masses.

And as Gabe descended upon the waterpolo game god said to him "Los Altos shall win" and it was so.

by Gabe S July 16, 2008

gabe

sunset pictures. that is all

“Who’s this gabe guy?”
“Sunset pictures.”
“What?”
“Sunset. Pictures.”

by bigboicorolla September 23, 2019

GABE

Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.

Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)

by turtle-tot October 24, 2018

gabe

Gabe's are Always On, even when you don't want them to be. They're incredibly driven in all of their artistic pursuits. Definitely a moocher, a lover of food if you will. They tend to have commitment issues, and normally jump from one relationship into the next, until they find the perfect Teet. They are wizards at improv comedy and songwriting, and can write you a ballad of greatness that mostly pertains to bars, half-lit cigarettes, and best friends. Always the life of the party with a guitar in one hand and a Shocktop in the other. Has never shaved his pubes, but no one seems to mind. You'd like them.

"Oh great, Gabe's got the guitar. I'm going out for a cigarette."

by Marko Adriel Munoz April 3, 2017

Gabing

The act of constantly being on social media and/or posting excessively often.

John was gabing last night, when he was on his cell updating his status all night.

by A Friend 1001001 October 7, 2011

gabing

Being unable to grow pubic hair and lack of puberty.

YOUR LITERALLY GABING SHUT THE FUCK UP

by wlopolka 2873 February 8, 2022

gabe

Gabe is a sexy catboy maid and they have piss kinks and love to suck cock and snort c0ke off of e-girl big mommy milker boobies.They also enjoy meowing at horny old people from Florida

is he hot?
yeah hes a gabe

by catboy maidXD October 14, 2020