Geometry Dash

stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI

Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT

Some random 14 yearold: im gamer cool man
Me: you waste money on geometry dash

by T1ngTang April 13, 2024

geometry dash haha funny

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i want to munt geometry dash haha funny

by Skibidi caius March 13, 2024

Geometry Dash

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.

"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music

by T1ngTang February 21, 2024

geometry dash 2.2

dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023

Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

by mug_justMug March 3, 2024

Geometry Dash

A form of male Birth Control

"male birth control already exists. its called Geometry Dash, But you're not ready for that conversation" - AeonAir, Geometry Dash Player.

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a mobile game that was made in 2013 by Swedish game developer Robert Topala, who’s more commonly known as RobTop Games. Geometry Dash is a ruthenium platform we game that includes dodging obstacles such as spikes, blocks, and saw blades. It’s really fun.

Devin: Hey, i just beat this really hard Geometry Dash level!

Jake: Wow bro that’s sick witch one?

Devin: Back on Track! It was exreamly hard!

by Boden Frechette June 15, 2022

Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a horizontal runner-style game developed and published by RobTop Games. It was released for $1.99 USD on 13 August 2013 for iOS and Android, and for $3.99 USD on 22 December 2014 for Steam. A lite version of the game is available on mobile devices with fewer features, as well as free expansions, Geometry Dash Meltdown, Geometry Dash World and Geometry Dash SubZero, which include exclusive levels.
The player takes the form of different entities with unique mechanics such as a cube, a ball, and a UFO. Using one-touch gameplay, the player must try to navigate through a series of interactive obstacles, movement-shifting transporters and behaviour-manipulating portals to reach the end of levels without crashing, all while listening to exciting music along the way.
Around the wiki..

I got this from the GD Wiki.

Npesta: OH MY GOD!
Zoink: what
Npesta: I BEAT KENOS
Zoink: Cool, I beat Tidal Wave, worst fail 95%\
Npesta: And Trick and Wpopoff
Zoink: Yep
Doggie: OMG I VERIFIED GRIEF!
Zoink: Aw man time to beat another top 1 :9
*Fails at 99*
Zoink: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST PLAYER HOW?
wpopoff: Maybe you are the best at geometry dash, but I just verified Amythest
Zoink: TWO TOP ONES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025