the procreation of a 'New Row' Fraternity, which is an oxymoron. New Rows are the Old Rows, only differing by graduation rate and racial ambiguity.
Southern douche 1: "Look over't that New Row Yankee."
Southern douche 2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche 2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'
Southern douche 2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche 2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'
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n. One who, in an attempt to look cool amongst his or her peers, will claim to consume massive quantities of beer at a party, all the while leaving a majority of the cans half-full and strewn about haphazardly, so as to "hide the evidence" of doing so. Often, when caught, the offender will offer the excuse of not enjoying the "warm swill", or porf, at the bottom of the can. The assumption is that a frates will seem cooler by having "had" a whole case of beer, and will score later that on that night with multiple pigs, or babes with questionable morals.
v. The act of casually, violently, or discreetly tossing , hurling, or dropping a half-full can of beer into the bushes, high-grass, sand, or parking lot, announcing too loudly, "Guy, gimme another bee-ah! I'm so wasted, guy!"
The act of fratesing is an attempt to hide the fact that the whole beer is not empty (a party foul), and the loud proclamation is camoflage for the loud "doink" of the half-full aluminum can of (usually) cheap beer.
v. The act of casually, violently, or discreetly tossing , hurling, or dropping a half-full can of beer into the bushes, high-grass, sand, or parking lot, announcing too loudly, "Guy, gimme another bee-ah! I'm so wasted, guy!"
The act of fratesing is an attempt to hide the fact that the whole beer is not empty (a party foul), and the loud proclamation is camoflage for the loud "doink" of the half-full aluminum can of (usually) cheap beer.
n. One day at a party , Scott was seen quite often reaching into the cooler to grab another cold one. All the fellas were impressed at his alcohol consumption skills, and marveled at the fact that he was still capable of "scamming" the chicks - he even did the "Cruz Lean" a few times!! That is, until he was outed as a Frates when somebody noticed all the beer gurgling out of his last so-called empty! "Guy, what a Frates you are!" (such a shame)
v. Scott, not wishing his buddies to know that he did NOT enjoy the last few swallows of his beer, or to look like a "Sally", fratesed his beer over his shoulder into the bushes. He followed this up with a hearty "Guy, that was my 23rd beer!" All the girls thought he was so cool!
v. Scott, not wishing his buddies to know that he did NOT enjoy the last few swallows of his beer, or to look like a "Sally", fratesed his beer over his shoulder into the bushes. He followed this up with a hearty "Guy, that was my 23rd beer!" All the girls thought he was so cool!
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"Hey, want to go to a party at Triangle Fraternity?"
"Ummm we might as well just get butt-raped by a bunch of homosexual nerds..."
"Shit, I forgot, Triangle is reserved for the douche fucks who think they are part of a frat."
"Damn straight, lets go have sex with girls instead."
"Ummm we might as well just get butt-raped by a bunch of homosexual nerds..."
"Shit, I forgot, Triangle is reserved for the douche fucks who think they are part of a frat."
"Damn straight, lets go have sex with girls instead."
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Dude: Triangle Fraternity is having a mixer tonight, wanna go?
Dude 2: No I would rather kill myself
Dude: Sweet a suicide pact this will be fun
*Triangle- the leading cause of suicide on campus
Dude 2: No I would rather kill myself
Dude: Sweet a suicide pact this will be fun
*Triangle- the leading cause of suicide on campus
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