fortunication

To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.
by The Grottomaster May 28, 2015
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Miss Fortune

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...
Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning
by Ram Ranch January 09, 2020
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fortune favors the brave

a successful person is often one who is willing to take risks.
As the old adage goes, "fortune favors the brave"; the most successful entrepreneurs are often those willing to take risks and step outside their comfort zones.
by Arminkshipper August 02, 2024
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fin fortune

Fin fortune is one with the kids and alway wanders off for a puki pie the nonce. Ps u stink of shit
by Puli pie = Daisy October 23, 2022
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fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay
Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay
by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024
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Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
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Fortune cookie

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.
by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
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