Flat Fat

When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.

Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach

Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat

by Kurt Hendrix January 3, 2010

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flat clapping

slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass

i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping

by calvey September 25, 2006

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flat mouths

Cheap sneakers possibly bought at K-Mart or Kash-n-Karry. The have flat soles, no cushion, and make a slapping sound when you run.

Look at kingfresh wearing his flat mouths! What an anathema!

by f3drock May 29, 2007

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prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.

SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!

by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008

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Flat stack

The baddest boss you ever worked for

You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack

by Le Grande Queso November 28, 2016

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Flat food

Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.

If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.

The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies

Miss Whoops: "Pancakes?? I really don't like flat food!"

by Rebecca K. Lunetta July 21, 2018

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