Five Finger Life

A way to say you find a way to get what you need, even if you have to steal it.

Resorting to theft to meet needs, such as stealing food to eat or clothes to stay warm:
If I can’t buy it then I’ll resort to five finger life and get it for myself.

“He paid rent by living that five finger life.”
by Casheel February 05, 2021
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five finger wonder

when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style
“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”

damnn that’s crazyyy”
by isabel06 January 01, 2024
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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 05, 2020
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Five Finger Discount

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"
by PatrioticLynx March 02, 2019
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Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018
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Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
by agsftw12 April 20, 2018
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Five Finger Waltz

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.
by Airabel September 23, 2010
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