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Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”
by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024
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five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death
bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do
by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021
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five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.
Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.
by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025
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five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.

We are human beings like fingers. One-handed fingers are all fingers, but their shape and size are different. The way humans think is different, though they are all human beings.
Every man likes to marry with a woman who resembles his mother, but not every man thinks like this; or we can say, five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.
by HADASH July 31, 2017
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Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022
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Five Fingers Game

The Five Finger Game generally involves spreading your fingers apart while placing your hand on top of a flat surface. Then, using a sharp item, such as a knife or sharp pencil, you stab the space in between your fingers while moving quickly but you have to avoid self-injury.

Google's definition:

The knife game, pinfinger, nerve, bishop, knife fingies, five finger fillet (FFF), or " stab between the fingers game ", citation needed is a game wherein, placing the palm of one's hand down on a table with fingers apart, using a knife (such as a pocket or pen knife), or other sharp object, one attempts to stab back and forth between one's fingers, trying not to hit one's fingers.
*Dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend*
Boyfriend: "Let's play the FFG(five fingers game)"
Girlfriend: "No i do not want to play you're going to cut me"
by ily.ness October 17, 2022
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Play the five-fingered flute

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016
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