Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 4, 2020

Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022

Five Fingers Up

Five fingers up its like a have one bitch to the end his life

Yo, look dog. Landry throw five fingers up, he have one bitch to end his life

by traykaybaby September 15, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.

Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!

by Hamsir October 8, 2022

Five Fingers Game

The Five Finger Game generally involves spreading your fingers apart while placing your hand on top of a flat surface. Then, using a sharp item, such as a knife or sharp pencil, you stab the space in between your fingers while moving quickly but you have to avoid self-injury.

Google's definition:

The knife game, pinfinger, nerve, bishop, knife fingies, five finger fillet (FFF), or " stab between the fingers game ", citation needed is a game wherein, placing the palm of one's hand down on a table with fingers apart, using a knife (such as a pocket or pen knife), or other sharp object, one attempts to stab back and forth between one's fingers, trying not to hit one's fingers.

*Dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend*
Boyfriend: "Let's play the FFG(five fingers game)"
Girlfriend: "No i do not want to play you're going to cut me"

by ily.ness October 17, 2022

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024