ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."
by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021
A Swedish YouTuber also known as PewDiePie (pronounced "Pewdeepie"). He was born in Gothenburg, Sweden. He is well known for playing horror games such as Amnesia: The Dark Descent, however he started to play less horror games and now plays games that interest him as of 2014. He is the YouTuber with the most subscribers. He lives in England with his girlfriend Marzia Bisognin (aka CutiePieMarzia) and his two pugs Edgar and Maya. In 2014, he announced that he would turn off the comments on his YouTube videos because they were spam or hate.
Scott: Hey dude, have you heard of this guy named PewDiePie? His real name is Felix Kjellberg.
Joey: I've heard of him, but I didn't know his real name.
Joey: I've heard of him, but I didn't know his real name.
by hpisnotaprinter0216 May 25, 2015
He is a ball of sunshine that absolutely deserves the whole world. He bakes, dances, and makes people's hearts flutter. Everyone should love Lee Felix. Stan Stray Kids and their beautiful noise music.
by not normal person January 26, 2022
Joao felix is Portugals no11 forward. He is commonly linked with the song ‘The colour violet’ and many of my friends had an odd obsession over him. Please protect your friends from him (warning! The obsession is contagious)
Meri:‘she likes my watch and my drop top and my persona…’
Alice: ‘Are you watching a joao felix edit?!’
Alice: ‘Are you watching a joao felix edit?!’
by BabyLizard66 January 08, 2023
For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem
“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
by Nepho March 29, 2021
jack:
FELIX
PICK UP THE PHONE
YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
PICK UP THE PHONE
felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
FELIX
PICK UP THE PHONE
YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
PICK UP THE PHONE
felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 04, 2021
harry under the influence of felix felicis
herione: well, how are u feeling ??
harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids
herione: well, how are u feeling ??
harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids
by max y September 27, 2010