relationship dog

A dog adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This pet comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual child. Said dog is typically adopted from a no-kill shelter.

"After Ashley and Michael moved in together, they then took the next step: they adopted a relationship dog."

by thewriteguy April 15, 2012

Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.

Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.

by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009

undercover relationship

it can happen when A.there is a long distance relationship happening or B.two people meet on the internet; in an undercover relationship is when out in public you appear to be single, but as soon as you or your partner are at home either one of you are in "relationship mode". when two people are in a undercover relationship they can date whom ever they was but no matter what they both will be loyal to each other. Note:went both are at home you act like your dating (with out actually "going out")

guy 1: yeah i've dated a few girls
guy 2: sweet ever had an undercover relationship?
guy 1: na that's totally for losers

by Raven Sfortunato October 30, 2011

Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.

Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Belationship

the deep connection between a climber and his/her belayer. the importance of this connection is usually expressed by the amount of time spent together in a gym or on a rock.

Laura and I have been climbing together for years. i guess you could say it's a pretty serious Belationship

by DeductedZero8 November 3, 2018

vanilla relationship

A plain relationship, involving dates and time with each other. Also used with sex with no kinks, just plain sex.

All I want is a Vanilla relationship. Even though josh likes his kinks.

by Thank you memes November 20, 2017