by Roro is fabulousness November 11, 2018
Get the Fabulousnessmug. Cunck Fabulous (adj.) | Pronunciation: /kʌŋk ˈfæbjʊləs/
A Cunck Fabulous grifter is a cunck so drunk on their own mystique, so bloated with PayPal nectar, and so deep in their own hype that they truly believe they are untouchable. No longer just a scammer, a Cunck Fabulous thinks their grift is divinely ordained and that criticism proves their spiritual superiority.
A Cunck Fabulous individual:
Calls their Facebook page a "Temple" or "Mystery School."
Lives for the praise of enchanted followers but silences all who question them.
Claims to be a "gatekeeper of wisdom" while selling overpriced PDFs and livestream "activations."
Mocks critics while pretending to be "above negativity."
Flexes book collections and expensive robes but does no real magical work.
Sees their PayPal button as an offering plate.
A Cunck Fabulous has ascended past simple grifting and now fully identifies as an enlightened mystic, a master of the occult, and a misunderstood visionary. They genuinely believe their own scam, sipping herbal tea in a faux-ritual setting, adored by followers who mistake delusions of grandeur for divine presence.
To be Cunck Fabulous is to exist in a permanent state of self-mythologizing where the grift and guru complex fully merge. At this stage, no reality check can reach them. Only a full-blown Cunckening can bring them down.
A Cunck Fabulous grifter is a cunck so drunk on their own mystique, so bloated with PayPal nectar, and so deep in their own hype that they truly believe they are untouchable. No longer just a scammer, a Cunck Fabulous thinks their grift is divinely ordained and that criticism proves their spiritual superiority.
A Cunck Fabulous individual:
Calls their Facebook page a "Temple" or "Mystery School."
Lives for the praise of enchanted followers but silences all who question them.
Claims to be a "gatekeeper of wisdom" while selling overpriced PDFs and livestream "activations."
Mocks critics while pretending to be "above negativity."
Flexes book collections and expensive robes but does no real magical work.
Sees their PayPal button as an offering plate.
A Cunck Fabulous has ascended past simple grifting and now fully identifies as an enlightened mystic, a master of the occult, and a misunderstood visionary. They genuinely believe their own scam, sipping herbal tea in a faux-ritual setting, adored by followers who mistake delusions of grandeur for divine presence.
To be Cunck Fabulous is to exist in a permanent state of self-mythologizing where the grift and guru complex fully merge. At this stage, no reality check can reach them. Only a full-blown Cunckening can bring them down.
"She calls herself a Hierophant of the Digital Age, but she’s just Cunck Fabulous—hoarding divination decks, flexing in ritual robes, and charging $999 for a 'soul activation.'"
"You always know when someone has gone full Cunck Fabulous—when their content stops being about magic and becomes endless selfies in front of their book collection with captions about ‘The Work.’"
"He’s not a scammer, he’s Cunck Fabulous—too grand for spellwork, too enlightened for student support, and too busy ranting about ‘dangerous populism’ to actually practice anything he teaches."
"A Cunck Fabulous never settles for an ordinary grift—they must elevate it to a cosmic scale. They invoke Vajrayana wisdom, yet their highest practice is a donation link. Their magic presents in the name of Hekate, but reveals itself as Strategic Cunckery—an endless labyrinth of pay-to-play enlightenment where the only initiation is financial commitment."
"After a decade of grifting, he finally reached the highest level—Cunck Fabulous. His latest course is a ‘Hekatean Phurba Initiation,’ which is just a PDF and a PayPal invoice."
"She had gone full Cunck Fabulous... name-dropping Tibetan lineages she was ‘initiated’ into while selling a livestream about ‘unlocking your lunar Hekate gate.’"
"Nothing screams Cunck Fabulous like a three-hour political tirade about ‘saving democracy through magic’ while using Strategic Cunckery to justify charging $900 for a ‘secret Theurgic Working of Vajrayana & Hekate’s Path.’"
"You always know when someone has gone full Cunck Fabulous—when their content stops being about magic and becomes endless selfies in front of their book collection with captions about ‘The Work.’"
"He’s not a scammer, he’s Cunck Fabulous—too grand for spellwork, too enlightened for student support, and too busy ranting about ‘dangerous populism’ to actually practice anything he teaches."
"A Cunck Fabulous never settles for an ordinary grift—they must elevate it to a cosmic scale. They invoke Vajrayana wisdom, yet their highest practice is a donation link. Their magic presents in the name of Hekate, but reveals itself as Strategic Cunckery—an endless labyrinth of pay-to-play enlightenment where the only initiation is financial commitment."
"After a decade of grifting, he finally reached the highest level—Cunck Fabulous. His latest course is a ‘Hekatean Phurba Initiation,’ which is just a PDF and a PayPal invoice."
"She had gone full Cunck Fabulous... name-dropping Tibetan lineages she was ‘initiated’ into while selling a livestream about ‘unlocking your lunar Hekate gate.’"
"Nothing screams Cunck Fabulous like a three-hour political tirade about ‘saving democracy through magic’ while using Strategic Cunckery to justify charging $900 for a ‘secret Theurgic Working of Vajrayana & Hekate’s Path.’"
by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025
Get the Cunck Fabulousmug. by Theatre-kidddd April 21, 2022
Get the Fabulousmug. Two ladies sitting on a bench. The first one says: "My husband is so wonderful! For my birthday, he bought me the most beautiful car! It's solid gold! It gleams in the sun so brightly that it blinds everybody around, so I keep it in my garage."
The second one says: "Fabulous!"
The first one goes on: "And for our anniversary, he bought me a diamond ring that's so big I can hardly lift it! So I keep it in my jewelry box at home!"
And the second one says: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Mother's Day, he bought me a platinum tiara that sparkles so bright nobody can stand to look at it! So I keep it in a hatbox."
Again: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Christmas, he bought me a fur coat that's so warm and fluffy that I can hardly carry it, it's so heavy, so I keep it in my closet until it gets really cold!"
"Fabulous!"
"So, what did your husband get for you?"
"Well, my husband arranged for me to go to Charm School."
"Charm School? What's that?"
"That's where I learned to say 'Fabulous!' instead of BULLSHIT!"
The second one says: "Fabulous!"
The first one goes on: "And for our anniversary, he bought me a diamond ring that's so big I can hardly lift it! So I keep it in my jewelry box at home!"
And the second one says: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Mother's Day, he bought me a platinum tiara that sparkles so bright nobody can stand to look at it! So I keep it in a hatbox."
Again: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Christmas, he bought me a fur coat that's so warm and fluffy that I can hardly carry it, it's so heavy, so I keep it in my closet until it gets really cold!"
"Fabulous!"
"So, what did your husband get for you?"
"Well, my husband arranged for me to go to Charm School."
"Charm School? What's that?"
"That's where I learned to say 'Fabulous!' instead of BULLSHIT!"
by Nikolai Peterson August 14, 2019
Get the Fabulous!mug. Adjective to describe a celebrity president(i.e. Obama). Presidents who are execu-fabulous have NBC make white house documentaries in an "MTV Cribs" like fashion and their first ladies are good friends with Oprah
by dreaminginnoother June 7, 2009
Get the execu-fabulousmug. by N0RDY February 5, 2009
Get the [shit fabulous]mug. Luke Copier, a.k.a Flounder, a slaying queen with every breath he takes. If he ever looks at you, you MUST bow down. If you don't, you'll end up doing the macarena crying.
You're Fabulous!
by Theatre-kidddd June 8, 2022
Get the Fabulousmug.