Done fucked up

When you do something you didn’t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

by Risoh May 21, 2018

Fuck Up Fairy

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

by Rusty Jeffears September 19, 2008

fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

by andrew September 12, 2004

shut the fuck up

A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently

Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.

Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.

dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.

dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.

by Patrick. October 30, 2004

I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020

shit the fuck up

When yo u shit SO hard it goes the opposite direction

1:I had the massive craps yesterday. I almost shit the fuck up!

2:Dude....thats nasty as fuck.

by SeAnANAnA May 28, 2018

fucked up as fuck

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.

by Will.I.Am. August 13, 2007