freedom fries

The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.

I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

Fried Chicken

A superior method of preparing chicken for consumption. Commonly associated with bad health.

Girl: "I don't eat fried chicken, it makes me greasy and icky feeling and it's bad for my heart!!!"

Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

rogue fries

when two or three special french fries (curly, crisscut, or onion rings) end up in your order of regular fries.

my wife was pissed when i ordered the regular fries, but when they came she was happy because there were a few rogue fries mixed in.

by andrewisawesome August 15, 2011

Dead Fries

Fast food french fries that fall out of the container and end up in the bottom of the bag.

You left all of the dead fries in the bottom of the bag. Give me the bag - I'll dig them out and eat them.

by Zhahn Doe June 8, 2011

french fries

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

by snootch87 March 1, 2005

Belgian fries

Good french fries.

- Wow this French fries taste fantastic!
- of course you tourist! That's belgian fries.

by Monsieur No July 10, 2021

fried chicken

Food that makes the world go round. Can be found on any menu. It is often accompanied with watermelon.

KFC is the king of fried chicken.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004