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Ahh... France... the home of Paris, the Eiffel Tower (which was at one point the tallest building in the world) the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre (not to be confused with the UAE Louvre) and many more architectural wonders. Its national day is July 14 (Bastille Day) which commemorates the 1789 storming of the Bastille, which was a pivotal event of the French Revolution. The French also have amazing cuisine, such as the baguette, fries (even though fries were invented in Belgium) the croissant (it has an ancestor from Austria called the kipferl), the pain au chocolat, the macaron, and many more. It also shares its fair share of football clubs, like Lyon, Marseille, Lille, and most notably, Paris Saint Germain. It has a rich and cultured history, from Gaul (Roman France), to the Carolingian Empire, (a well-known empire in the Early Medieval Times), to the Kingdom of France, to the First French Republic, to Napoleonic France, all the way to Modern France. The capital city of France is obviously Paris. However, despite winning Two World Wars, founding the European Union, with five other nations, being a permanent member of the United Nations, it still gets memed on for "Surrendering to Germany". Poor France. Doing all these wonderous achievements and still getting bullied by the internet.
Man, France is such a nice place

I know, right?
France by ABeingThat'sSuperRandom October 10, 2025

France Pants 

2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".
That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.
France Pants by Swatamagon August 27, 2016

France in WWII

- What exactly was France in WWII?
- A joke with a white flag.

France Prešeren

Slovenian musician. He wrote a Slovenian anthem. France Prešeren was tha biggest pijanec in the country of Slovenia. He liked a Julija but she didn’t like him. This motherfucker is a big celebrity in Slovenia just because he wrote a few songs. We hate him.
girl:a si se nauču zdravljico?
guy: pizda ta France Prešeren ej zkva jo je napisu!
France Prešeren by How yoz doin January 22, 2021

france idiot 

A france idiot, apart from the name, doesn't have to be someone of the descent. It simply means an idiot, nincompoop, or someone of low IQ or brain capacity. This phrase must be stated with the stereotypical french accent on the france part of the phrase.
france idiot by That0ne_User April 20, 2022

france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.
I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!
france in the pants by ollie October 23, 2004