A dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.
XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.
Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.
XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.
Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.
Don't look now, Geoffrey Starkleton, but there's a dos equis right behind you!
Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.
Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.
My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.
The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.
Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.
Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.
My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.
The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.
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Get the Dos Equis mug.1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP
The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.
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When one girl has slept with two guys and she has carnal knowledge that they have the same penis size.
I banged Simon and Matt and though Matt had better technique, I brought my tape measure and in Simon's defense, they are equidickstant.
by queenbee77 January 4, 2015
Get the equidickstant mug.It was a case of dynamic equilibrium when Steve realized that the totally hot stripper he was dating had left him for his ex-wife.
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Car salesman: Power windows and a CD player
Buyer: All the optional equipment that a model can have.
Car salesman: Power windows and a CD player
Buyer: All the optional equipment that a model can have.
Salesman: This car is fully equipped!
Buyer: So it has a remote starter?
Salesman: No
Buyer: 8 speakers radio?
Salesman: No
Buyer: Alloy wheels?
Salesman: No
Buyer: What equipment does it have?
Salesman: It's fully equipped. It has a CD player and power windows.
Buyer: So it has a remote starter?
Salesman: No
Buyer: 8 speakers radio?
Salesman: No
Buyer: Alloy wheels?
Salesman: No
Buyer: What equipment does it have?
Salesman: It's fully equipped. It has a CD player and power windows.
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Get the Fully Equipped mug.A high school in the municipality of Esquimalt(it's part of Victoria, BC, Canada for all who don't know). That over a thousand student are enrolled at every year. From grades 9-12. They also have an awesome Musical Theatre.
by Erin O. May 9, 2005
Get the Esquimalt HIgh School mug.The friend of a hooker. Derived from the merging of the words escort (high class hooker) and squire (used as a term of endearment towards a friend).
"I was mates with Judy for 3 months before I realized she was on the game, guess that makes me her esquire".
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