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One of the realest and most honest people you could ever meet. England is very calm in a soothing yet scary way. England's vibe is no like any other. England can be be one the best friends you could ever have. Always keeping it real with you and seeing things in a different way from all perpectives Dating wise England can be a bsf and a lover and completely trust worthy and most loyal lover you will ever have. England is a amazing in bed and a great sexual partner because is Slanging and also a true freak. England has a big dick and truly is just a whole package. England can be a true sweetheart if he cares about you. England will always comfort you and have your back. Although England is a overthinker and at times needs reassurence to pull him out of his thoughts. England can also be very dark and dangerous, heartless, emotionless. England will match your respect and also disrespect to the max.
I need me a England

I heard England has a big dick

Awe England is so sweet
England by 321bingo November 22, 2021
hey, so you're looking up the Three Lions? well, it's also a country part of the uk too!
ex 1. i'm going for England this year!
ex 2. england is part of the uk, not a country!
England by tridentlve 🔱 May 26, 2022
An abomination that is completely disgusting
“That’s England”
England by Man guy dude November 6, 2022
a place where knives are everywhere you also probably got ass teef the fucking english hate irish people
you are from england
england by mmmm chez burger November 14, 2022
This is a region of the United Kingdom and it holds London in it
this place is absolutely violet
all the teens say "iNnIt"
THE FUCK thats supose to mean
tea is the only drink
toast and beans are the FUCKING WORST
the people dont brush there teeth
just go to Scotland or Wales
AND THE FUCK DOES "sPlEnDiD" MEAN
Guy1:Wanna go to England
Guy2: Hell naw
England by יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ November 16, 2022
England is a fictional country formed in the 1700s by the newly founded American government to justify the mass homicide they committed on the Natives.

British people do not exist. They are just regular people who have been brainwashed by the American government to do the silly accent when people are around. When they are by themselves however they speak normally.
“yo man did you hear the queen of england died?”
“there was never a queen of england.”