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A person who goes to great lengths to give someone negative feedback in an extremely patronizing but comical manner. Commonly seen in forums and known to incite flame wars.
Man, that Talking Penis is one backward talking red room dwelling dwarf.
by Cautta Buzz February 1, 2008
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toothless dwarf

When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.
Krista really want a toothless dwarf to pour lucky charms all over her but none could be found.
by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020
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Shake a dwarf off a ladder

Wow, that could shake a dwarf off a ladder!
by coolguy1616 August 10, 2025
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Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular
Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020
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Dwarf pron

Misspelled version of Dwarf Porn by Marija. Amazing job, Marija.
Dwarf Pron -Marija
by Bazongas September 15, 2024
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Dwarf Rolled

To be Rick Rolled by a friend or acquaintance who also happens to be shorter than the average human.
Brett laughed as he Rick Rolled his old workmates, but they were laughing that they'd been Dwarf Rolled instead.
by Elf lore October 3, 2012
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seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple
I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.
by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014
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