Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.

John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler

by Nunogonewild June 14, 2018

dung over

After taking a huge crap when you have a headaches, body aches, and are a little irritable.

Kiddo 1: hey man!
Dunged over kiddo (Dok): hey.... *said miserably*
Kiddo 1: whats wrong with you
Dok: i just poo'd im dung over
Kiddo 1: *backing away* ok, bye dude.

by hermmythecrabBITCH!(: January 5, 2010

piece of panzee dung

Synonamous to Kelet.

Damn piece of panzee dung kelet's have infested the forum.

Also: Spiece of panzee dungton.

by Blakkreaper December 15, 2007

Prodigal Dung

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.

I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.

by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020

Dung yuuk

A man determined to make friends by handing out K-gum this man will almost always be a player and have multiple side hoes if his main hoe doesn't prevail. A Dung Yuuk will often follow the ideology of the book of "n***a lations" and will have this quote tattooed on his arm "If she doesn't do what you desire her friend you shall acquire. This mans is so deprived of the touch of women, that he will do anything, even destroy his entire friendgroup, just to talk three sentences to one

Dung Yuuk is being a legend recently.

by Dick123duc September 24, 2021

dung shower

When you spray poo all over someone or something to show your territory or show dominance. You will usually see a hippo doing this.

That man got diarrhea on his ear from that hippo doing a dung shower

by Psycho Claptrap August 8, 2015

dung shoot

Scottish term for your anus.

'ah Christ, a wiped too hard and me finger went up me Dung Shoot'

by kennyhardcore August 6, 2005