Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.

John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler

by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018

dung cone

An ice cream cone filled with shit and left at an ex’s house after you got ice cream and he dumped you.

I left a dung cone at brads house last winter.

by Yaaaaaas I slay December 15, 2017

Dung dung chow

An Asian phrase that sounds so real that you can use...
1) when your Vietnamese friend stutters with "d-- d-- d--..."; OR
2) to trick people into thinking you speak some Asian language

"What did you say?"
'I SAID according to the d- d- d-'
"Dung dung chow?!"

by epitaf April 7, 2025

Dung

A very poopy ter-… omg i think I just sharted. I gotta go… look it up somewhere else.

Time to take a big fat dungaroonie

by Dung beetle Jr May 27, 2021

war dung

anything having to do with the grotesque attributes of war.

"TURN ON THE T.V LAST NIGHT , ALL THAT I SAW VIOLENCE, IT IS WAR DUNG."

"I'M SO TIRED OF THES WAR DUNGS, GAS PRICES RISEIN , FAMILIES LOSSING HOMES"

by STORMIEDELSHA March 24, 2009

Dung & Dial

When you poop on a work call

I dung & dialed earlier, it was magical

by dungbutt August 29, 2017

Dunge

Someone who is not very smart, slow minded, or ignorant. Synonyms include: dimwitted, unintelligent, dense, mindless, dull, slow, stupid, or empty-headed.

Dunge is mainly used in casual context, such as:

Person 1: Where do you find grape trees?
Person 2: Grapes grow on vines. Man, you're such a dunge sometimes.

by thedungerobot April 7, 2024