A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.
by Bassam March 08, 2018
In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.
Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.
by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 04, 2020
The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.
Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.
Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.
Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.
by BottledPizza April 30, 2016
Originally created by Drillpoint's BITTER1, this term has come to mean to include the act of passing by a large garbage pile by pure chance and finding something really cool that is still in decent shape, taking it home, cleaning it up & basically acquiring free goods.
Mark: "Wow! I scored this AWESOME dumpster dip today!"
Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"
Mark: "Clueless..."
Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"
Mark: "Clueless..."
by the_planarian May 11, 2005
The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.
Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.
by Hitchhiker42 February 11, 2018
The inevitable result of the colloquial dumpster fire in which the physical or metaphorical steel floor has completed melted and deposited the contained pile of shit on the underlayment. See also SNAFU, Trumpster, and Upwork.
President Trump's re-election campaign has fallen into dumpster hole.
Upwork.com's management has turned the platform into a dumpster hole.
Upwork.com's management has turned the platform into a dumpster hole.
by firescue17 June 24, 2020