Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

dr doug

A spectacular man in every way possible. A Dr Doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! He throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.

Student: "Yo Dr Doug teach me how to swim like you!"
Dr Doug: " Okay, and I'll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! If you remember, you can attend our Golden Monkey party."

by 3 Time Champion June 9, 2016

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

by FearofLightning May 22, 2016

Doug the Fish

the name of a fish, a poor attempt at covering up a relationship yet is somehow working

Why the hell are you texting a Doug the fish?

by Still not really creative November 30, 2009

Doug Davison

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

"Doug Davison loves Katie too much.. he's such a cake daddy when he's with her"

by Ur Libby February 11, 2010

big doug

Likes to hit the yeet

big doug done did a yeet

by Get yoted November 6, 2018

black doug

The nigga that sells my crack

Black doug sold me my line today.

by Black doug March 9, 2014