Dusty Doorknob

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

by NicoZee June 5, 2024

Radley doorknob

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole

I got a Radley doorknob last night

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

Doorknob

A girl who gives every guy in the room a turn

Damn makenzie was really doorknobing it last night

by Yaboifromwinni February 14, 2020

Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob

He has a doorknob omg

by Zuzuzups January 5, 2022

Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.

Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.

by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020

Lockable Doorknob

A doorknob that locks.

Nick from target needs to buy a “lockable doorknob.”

by ace_of_spades07 September 1, 2025

Doorknob

Used to open a door
A useless person

Open the door with the doorknob

Your such a doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014