didiot

the crossover of being both dumb as fuck and being a complete idiot

bob-whats 10 plus 1

jim-21
bob- you fucking didiot

by TextileSmartass November 15, 2014

Did I

did I

Did I punch you yes I did

by lilfruitloopyougotshot January 10, 2020

Didier Drogba

the worlds greatest footballer. ever.

Hey, did you see Didier Drogba last night? He's the best footballer ever!!!! And that Will Geffen is a cunt.

by Drogba January 16, 2009

when did i ask

A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough

Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?

by Merco-_- April 22, 2020

When Did I Ask

This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).

If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.

Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*

by snerfl February 1, 2021

what did i do last night?

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"

yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

by TrixieTrix March 8, 2009

didicoy, didicoi, also didd-

gypsy, pikey, chav etc. Romany word of respect for male of older generation. 'dadika' = father

diddikois welcome!

by klidenengro January 30, 2004