fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

by emalonez June 15, 2018

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

Cornish Dib-Dab

When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.

She let me give her a Cornish Dib-Dab last night

by Cornish Lover September 7, 2022

dibs

Extremely powerful word which can make people fall down on their knees for you works ever time

I call dibs on the front seat.

by lucas is cool trust me February 16, 2022

Dib jit

A word used to describe someone as a dip shit but they don't deserve correct spelling because they are a dib jit.

Jamal: Johnny, you're so small! laughs*
Johnny: Fuck you, you dib jit.

by TheWhiteSwan June 24, 2021

Sherbet Dib Dab

Dipping your balls in a dead persons ashes.

Lol I jus sherbet Dib dabbed Ben's gran

by SATNERP October 29, 2020